honestly I’ve been thinking about this all day, dudes walk around with all the confidence it’s not even confidence it’s almost natural arrogance or something, meanwhile girls are always negotiating and being intimidated and not believing in themselves and unsure
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.